I’ve
already described the idea of our last Saturday trip. We simply headed off
wherever we want to go. No specific goal, no special idea. And we finally ended
up in Wieżyca – the hill.
Then we’ve
decided that being so close to Szymbark it would have been a total waste of
time and energy if we skipped CEPR.
CEPR is a
special place. A special place for many people. For Kashubs, of course, as
that’s a cultural Kashubian centre – traditions, history, culture – you can get
information about all of these there. For Poles – as we share history to some
extent. For ex-patriots from Siberia – as
there’s a special place devoted entirely to them and each year in September
they have a meeting there. For tourists – as in one place they can find out
about so many things. So, as you can see, that’s a great place for many. (Or a place for none, as some might see it as a commercial bubble. But I think it's fine and I'm going to stick to my opinion).
Anything
specific? – one might ask. Yes, of course, I’m soo willing to give you the
specifics right now. So, in detail, what can be found in CEPR in Szymbark, Kashuby, Poland?
First thing
is the longest plank in the world (Guiness World Record) for which CEPR became
famous. That’s a really, really long table. The whole wedding party can sit at
one table! And it’s that place where you can find out about the colours
characteristics to Kashubs and where they come from and their kind of
interesting alphabet.
Next get
acquainted with the dark side of history and that is everything connected with
Soviet Union and Siberia. Shocking,
devastating, brutal, there are no words that can describe the horrors of those
times. You can see the train and the wagons in which people were transported
there. Many pictures, photos, poems, real-life stories… All (or at least most
of them) translated into English.
Then there
are replicas of Kashubian houses from Canada
and from Turkey.
There is a
replica of a bunker of a Secret Army Organisation “Gryf Pomorski” (you’re
actually walking under the ground (freakishly cold down there), have to bend
and everything in order to see a really small space in which soldiers had to
stay for long).
There’s
also a house that’s standing on its roof (or chimney, really). You can get in
there. That’s actually kinda funny especially when your brain is trying to
adjust but can’t! That’s much better than having a lot of drinks and there’s no
chance for not remembering what was happening with you or others. That’s
amusing to see people who can’t stand upright, can’t walk and keep laughing all
the time. And there’s a glass full of water standing on the table on the first
floor (or should I say ground floor? Although I have to climb the stairs to get
there… Yup, that IS confusing!) showing that it is actually flat! No matter
what your brain’s trying to tell you. And then you walk outside and experience
the same before your brain switches back to the normal state.
Then
there’s also a small chapel, all wooden. Saint Raphael’s, if I remember
correctly. Next to the church there’s a sculpture dedicated to all that died
fighting for freedom in a shape of a heart (not the “I love you” kind of heart,
but a real human heart) with a bullet in the middle of it. In the chapel, you
can find “souvenirs” from all part of Poland. All Polish history in one
small room. The first monarchs, the three capital cities, Silesia, Pomerania,
bits of land from all the places where Polish soldiers were fighting during the
world wars, concentration camps, bunkers, the East Wall… Well, there’s so much
in that one small place that it’s difficult to mention everything. The guide
was much better at it that I am, trust me. He described all the bits and pieces
to us.
There’s
also a brewery there. Yup, they have their own, tiny brewery in which they
produce six different kinds of beer, all according to some old and traditional
recipes. You can drink beer there or you can buy some bottled beer for later.
No problem with that.
There’s
also one more thing that I haven’t expected. Another Guiness World Record item.
The biggest… (forte)piano in the world. It’s black and shiny and each leg of it
has a golden picture of one of Polish (or maybe not only Polish? Can’t remember
exactly) composers signed with a name. And it’s playable. I mean if somebody
can do it, they can play that instrument. The keyboard is of regular size. And
hence the piano is sooo big and the keys are classical, what’s left on the
side? Well, frankly speaking, that’s not only a piano. As nobody of regular
size would have been able to play it otherwise, it’s simply to wide. The left
part of the keyboard is actually the piano part. The right part is the organs. Two
people can play at once on two different instruments. Great, huh?
Remember
that in my last post I wrote that we were visiting the places that in my
opinion weren’t suitable for a three-year-old? How true that was we found out
in CEPR. I can’t imagine such a young kid being interested in anything that we
saw there. Well, maybe the house that’s upside-down. Maybe the two playgrounds
that are on the site. But the rest? Sorry, no. Wait, wait! There’s one more
thing that could be interesting, just depends on the child for how long. It’s
the animals, the deers that are there. For me, that’s it. And we saw many kids
there crying, being sooo bored… Not cool at all.
The
entrance fee for the site is 15 PLN. Children under the age of six have are free
to enter. There is a place on the site where you can grab something to eat and
to drink.
It’s a
great place for older kids and for adults. It’s a place where you can broaden
your knowledge. I am really amazed at the pure idea of creating a place like
this. And the guides there are really passionate about what they’re doing. You
could simply feel that, even see that. That was fantastic.
Inside the wagon
The Kashubian flag
The bunker
The house that's upside-down
Us inside the house
That's what the furniture looked like in the house, nailed to the ceiling... Or floor... Or whatever ;)
The scariest part - to let go!
Inside the chapel
he heart-shaped monument with the bullet
TDhe giant piano (see the regular-sized ones standing under it? and the woman standing right next to it?)
The brewery - Kashubian beer meter
The alphabet
Kashubian plank - length in metres
The loooongest table I've ever sat at
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